Productivity!

I have none of it! I mean look at Pete, even with his two jobs and vacations to Showertopia he has time to post a well planned and entertaining blog post. And me? Today was my first day of work. And the first day I've done anything all summer. I just can't seem to write posts. I have like 3 saved in the drafts section but I can't finish them because I'm a giant fail. I'm not good at format and big fancy posts. I just want to ramble on about stupid things and make stupid pictures of the internet!

WHY CAN'T I BE PRODUCTIVE LIKE PETE???

I asked Google why. This is what it told me:

CLICK THE PICTURE!

Just to explain, Google is the Lord of all Things and he is not too be questioned fo fear of the wrath of the Gevil (pictured top left) and the Search Bar Monster (top right) (I call him Pooky). The nameless little black and white guy was stupid for questioning Google, and probably died. I was going to draw a picture but I'm tired and that would be a little too graphic anyway.

P.S. Sorry there are no raptors in this post. I promise there are more photoshopped raptors coming soon.