Dear next door roommate, in the bathroom across the hall
I can tell your very ill, I hear you puking through the wall
Your dry heaves are horrendous, as you barf with all your might
You should consider the possibility, of an alien parasite
I know its not that likely, but its good just to make sure
I don’t want to make you clean your own entrails off the floor
Whatever sickness you have, I hope it gets better soon
Because it’s really inconvenient to have you hogging the bathroom
I don’t want to be rude, but now with that said
If you don’t get out soon I swear I’ll pee on your bed.
I’m not kidding.
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